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Slack.com slash DHQ. So as you know, LGBT people are very oppressed, so incredibly

oppressed and persecuted in this country. But at the same time, the LGBT acronym keeps

expanding because people are so desperate to invent some new LGBT identities so that they

can be a part of the club, so that they can be involved as well, or to bolster their

resume within the club, they'll make up new identities to be a part of it. See, I've

never heard of an oppressed group that functions exactly like that. Like, can you think of any

historical example of a group that's persecuted, and meanwhile, people who aren't in the

persecuted group are actually pretending to be in it just to get themselves a dose of

that sweet persecution. Help, help, I'm being repressed. I can't think of any example

of that historically. I don't think so. This is unprecedented. And the other possible

explanation is that LGBT people aren't persecuted at all, so I'll let you determine.

What? No.

Anyway, as part of this expansion, we now have something called pansexuality. And pansexuality

is a really sought after identity these days. It's one of the newest things. Hot off the

presses. People are really into it. Celebrities are coming out as pansexual, left and right.

Everyone is pansexual all of a sudden. So that raises a question, which is what the hell

is a pansexual?

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