Matt Walsh Bravely Defends His Chickens Against Coyote Attacks

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Stephen’s longtime friend Matt Walsh returned to The Late Show last week to chat about his new film, “Unplugged,” and to catch us up on the perils of keeping chickens alive in his California backyard before busting out a bottle of Eva’s signature tequila to do some shots with our host. “Unplugged” is in theaters now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, y'all know my next guest from Brooklyn 9.9 and Veepe.
0:10.0	Please welcome back to the Lacho, Matt Walsh.
0:17.0	Nice to see you, man.
0:19.0	Nice to see you, glad you're healthy.
0:21.0	The thing is that people may not know is that you were supposed to be here a couple of weeks ago.
0:24.0	You were one of my guests the night that I actually tested positive for COVID.
0:27.0	So please accept my apologies for being mortal that I couldn't be here because I realized that I have a sacred oath to be here every night.
0:33.0	And you just flew to New York just for the show, right?
0:36.0	Yeah, so what you accepted, but I made a night of it.
0:38.0	I went to TKTS, bought the cheapest seats I could find.
0:41.0	Saw some great world-class theater and then walked home in the midst of the post-fish concert nitrous oxide party.
0:48.0	That was happening.
0:49.0	Sorry, what? Where?
0:50.0	Post-fish everybody does nitrous balloons.
0:52.0	So at first I thought...
0:53.0	Was I outside the garden or something?
0:54.0	Yeah, right outside Madison Square Garden.
0:56.0	So when I was walking home, I'm like, what a great little gift.
0:58.0	Like you go to a concert that give you a balloon and then I saw people going...
1:01.0	And then I'm like, oh, it's nitrous.
1:03.0	Like the party's going.
1:04.0	Wow.
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