Okay, today we are really changing the game. We're doing something innovative and different.

We're gonna do a video. You've never seen a video like this before.

I had this idea where we'd do a video where I answered the internet's most searched questions about me.

It's never been done before.

And the thing I like about is that it's not an at least bit narcissistic or self-referential at all.

I also like to think it's a chance to clear up some misinformation because when you're famous, in other words,

there's a lot of wrong information about you on there.

So every day you go on the internet and you find another fact about you that isn't correct.

So this is a chance to clear all that up.

And I think it's gonna be a handy sort of reference for people who are wondering about any biographical information about me.

They can just go to this video and here it is for you laid out in a handy way.

Okay.

Is Matt Walsh married?

I am married.

I've been married to my lovely wife, Gertrude, for 46 years.

We live in Ohio and we have two parents and in a guana that recently passed away.

Is Matt Walsh in Ted?

Who is Ted?

Anyway, no, I'm straight.

Is Matt Walsh in Elf?

Okay, so I see what we're doing here.

We are getting questions for me and for the other Matt Walsh because there's a second Matt Walsh out there, actually.

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