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Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Matt's The Pizza Rat (with Lindsey Weber and Emily Fleischaker)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go on a pizza crawl around the West Village in NYC. Then we have a formal panel with New York Times Cooking editor Emily Fleischaker and "certified" pizza expert/co-host of Who? Weekly, Lindsey Weber. All that after Worst Things First.

Don't forget, Matt and Bari will be performing LIVE in Philadelphia on July 1st! You can get tix here or by Googling "Philadelphia Podcast Festival." See you then!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host Matt Bellasai.

0:11.9

I'm here in the studio as always with my producer Barry thinkl.

0:15.9

Hi Barry.

0:16.9

Hey Matt, hey Matt guess what?

0:18.5

What?

0:19.0

We want to see Harry Styles together.

0:21.0

You're embarrassing me.

0:22.7

Good.

0:23.2

But yes, we did go see Harry Styles and he and I did E-Lo.

0:28.6

Uh, I'm now doing this podcast as Mr. Matt Bellasai.

0:32.2

So, I'm also tough to me.

0:34.2

Also, we saw Anna Winter and I lost my shit 100 times more for her than I did for you.

0:40.0

You really did. I have never seen you react like that. It was just pure joy.

0:44.0

I mean, that was like seeing a god descend from like Mount Olympus.

0:48.2

And she walked in in sunglasses, stood unmoving for like 20 minutes and then that.

0:55.4

Incredible.

0:56.4

And I was like, she was never there.

0:59.0

Anyway, we got a great show for you today.

1:01.5

But not great if you're easily offended by my strong opinions about pizza.

1:07.2

That's right.

1:08.0

I've got some things to say about pizza.

1:10.2

And either you agree with me or you can get the fuck out.

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