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Bad Friends

7EQUIS

Comedy, Stand-up

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Wow!
0:02.0	Oh really?
0:04.0	Oh, wow!
0:06.0	The dark night? The dark night?
0:07.0	You're not the dark night.
0:08.0	Wow, wow, wow.
0:09.0	Dude.
0:10.0	He walks and you're like he's Bruce Wayne this guy.
0:14.3	Ladies and gentlemen, it's met Rife.
0:17.5	Sit down in the blue chair, my little prince.
0:20.0	Is this tap?
0:20.6	We have to refill the bottles.
0:21.8	That is true.
0:22.4	We do. Guy do refill those.
0:23.6	Guy sells out arenas and we give him the wrong address.
0:27.6	He would wait right there, I'll pick you up. It's sweltering outside.
0:32.4	What address did you give him? And I had... sweltering outside.
0:32.6	What address did you give him?
0:34.4	And I had the funniest Uber driver on the way over.
0:37.4	Put on your cans if you want them.
0:38.7	If you don't want them, you don't have to.
0:39.9	I'll wear them.
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