MATT RIFE'S ELF COMMERCIAL 🙄 + WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT HAVING KIDS
Not Loveline
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4.8 • 934 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It was him saying the wrong name during their vows. He called her his ex-girlfriend's name, like Sarah or something her name's like Nancy. I would love to know when the Elf X Matt Rife commercial was shot. Because I want to know if we're gonna start seeing a trend in marketing and a trend in different things where people are almost trying to emulate the same reaction that Sidney Sweeney ex-American Eagle got from the public. |
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| 0:38.6 | I feel like once we know we're in our safe space, |
| 0:41.1 | we just start talking our shit and giggling. |
| 0:43.8 | And we've been really talking about some crazy stuff, |
| 0:46.6 | our own spicy lives, all of the things. |
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| 1:28.0 | That'd be fun. |
| 1:45.7 | We've been talking about if we should do. We love our big ideas over here. Okay. And we have our list. We have the forum. We have Madison Square Garden. And then a telethon we were just talking about. Telethon would be so much fun. Like where are we, I guess streaming with stream here on this channel, I guess. And it just be fun we could raise money for something we're passionate about. |
| 2:01.0 | And like, because Trisha and I got into this conversation of how long do we think that the both of us could genuinely yap to each other for? And like we both realized that the only thing that would stop us is needing to sleep. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And then I could probably give me like three hours. I could definitely like rally. Yeah, like wake up and then do it again. Like nothing. Like we could literally sit and talk to each other for like 24 hours straight sleep is the only problem. But probably like 24 hours to like people coming in to like help us. You know what I mean? Like to talk because it's like do I sleep for two hours? Are you going to sleep at all? Can you, like, stay up a full 24 hours? |
| 2:31.5 | I'm with, like, Adderall. That's not suggested. But, like, I mean, like, if I'm being honest. So we, like, take turns. Because I, I, I would sleep at, like, and I could probably get about, like, 11 in a rally. We could start with, like, a baby telethon, like a little six to eight hour telephon. It's better. |
| 2:32.6 | But that's a telethon. |
| 2:33.4 | Yeah, that's a Telethon. |
| 2:33.9 | I couldn't. |
| 2:35.3 | Do you see those people who have been like, |
| 2:36.8 | Amari's been showing me this? |
| 2:36.8 | Like people who have been like, Amari's been showing me this? |
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