Matt Rife Exposes His Love Life... Dropouts #150
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🗓️ 9 May 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly the reason why I've never let a girl |
| 0:03.5 | like my butt all the time, dude. |
| 0:06.8 | Or like a finger or something like that. |
| 0:08.9 | I don't want it. |
| 0:09.9 | How do they bring it up? |
| 0:10.7 | They go, I'm hungry. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm like, what do you want? |
| 0:13.7 | It's like I just had porn, so pretty much |
| 0:14.9 | it hasn't broken down yet. |
| 0:16.0 | I was like, what do you want? |
| 0:16.8 | Whatever you had yesterday. |
| 0:17.8 | That's what I was about. |
| 0:19.0 | Okay, well, it's regret. |
| 0:20.6 | I'm just like, dude, no matter how clean my butt hole is, |
| 0:23.4 | it's not that clean. |
| 0:24.8 | It could look sparkly and pristine and everything, |
| 0:27.4 | but you know it's not. |
| 0:28.7 | You know what you did a couple hours ago. |
| 0:30.6 | That's not forgivable. |
| 0:31.6 | Well, listen, do you want to get in there |
| 0:32.5 | and maybe give us one, two of what it's all about in there? |
| 0:34.8 | May 28th, if we don't see you at our live show, |
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