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Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Matt Rife: Dating, Dickmorphia, & Dealing with Haters

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The one and only Matthew Steven Rife is on the podcast today, in person in Kaitlyn’s brand new and improved podcast studio (pssst… video coming soon!). Kaitlyn just experienced his standup in person and is ready to roast him and get roasted back. KB & Matt are getting into it all: ugly child trauma, taking the low road, starting an OnlyFans, and his feelings about butt stuff. And even though there’s plenty of shooting the shit, they also get real about social media and mental health, Matt’s decision to self-produce his standup specials, and why he’s wildly shocked at his success after performing from age 15. He also reveals what his type is, both physically and personality-wise, for all the women (and men) out there trying to get in his pants and up his butthole, which is pretty much everyone on the planet, it seems. Get your earholes ready, and your eyeballs too as this one will be coming to YouTube in the weeks ahead! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MODERN FERTILITY - Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/offthevine . PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive.

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0:00.0

Okay, when one thinks of Italy, they can't help but think of the fashion, the culture, the food, the storied history, and of course the shopping.

0:09.0

There's a new Italian lingerie brand who recently partnered up with the one and only Jennifer Lopez that is made with gorgeous fabrics, colorful silks and delicate lace.

0:19.0

But the name could be a bit challenging to pronounce.

0:22.0

Intimacy? Intermacy? Intermacy? Intermisice?

0:28.0

It's Intimisomy, the art of Italian lingerie. Visit Intimisomy.com slash J-Lo.

0:37.0

Okay, if I know there is a new Italian lingerie brand made with gorgeous fabrics, colorful silks and delicate lace, and they've recently partnered up with Jennifer Lopez as their global brand ambassador.

0:49.0

Pretty impressive. The name can be hard to pronounce.

0:52.0

So what is it? Intimacy? Intimisci? Intimisci? It's Intimisomy, the art of Italian lingerie. Visit Intimisomy.com slash J-Lo.

1:11.0

Welcome to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristo. Get ready to laugh, connect, and feel empowered with Caitlin and her guests as they sip wine.

1:20.0

Sip wine? Lots of wine. And get candid. They save vulnerability, creates connection. So save the highlight reel for Instagram because when we're among vinyls, there's no filter.

1:32.0

It's time to unwind. Here's your host, Caitlin Bristo.

1:38.0

This episode of Off the Vine is brought to you by Modern Fertility. Right now Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com slash Off the Vine.

1:52.0

And progressive. Quote today at Progressive.com to try the name, your price tool for yourself and join the over 29 million drivers who trust progressive.

2:05.0

Cheers to you.

2:07.0

Matthew Steven. Right. Yeah, full government name. Yeah, that's your full government.

2:13.0

I'm Caitlin Don Bristo and welcome to Off the Vine podcast.

2:18.0

Do you like that? I do like that. That's my. That's my aunt's name. Oh, I thought you were going to say uncle. I was going to.

2:24.0

No, uncle Don. No, my aunt Don. Well, I had an uncle Don and then when I was growing up, I used to hate my middle name because did you ever watch full house? I your. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Of course.

2:33.0

I'm like, no, I'm more of a fuller house guy because you're a baby. I can't watch fuller house. I can now get myself to watch it. Why?

2:38.0

It's not the same. I get it almost a reboot everything. It's not necessary. I get it. But when I watched Stephanie, who we both follow on Instagram Stephanie Tanner. Yeah.

2:50.0

She came on my podcast too. And I remember her making fun of the name Don and scarred me because she wanted to change her name to Don and I was like, yeah,

3:00.0

I'm a Tanner and yeah, Don's a cool name and then all her friends and family said, oh, you don't want to be called Don. Then people could call you Donald Duck and go Don to the Don Don Don Don. And I was like, I hate my middle name.

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