Matt Rife | Dating, Dickmorphia, & Dealing with Haters (REPEAT)

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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#728. REPEAT OUR GREATEST HIT EPISODES: The one and only Matt Rife is on the podcast today! Kaitlyn just experienced his standup in person and is ready to roast him and get roasted back. KB & Matt are getting into it all: ugly child trauma, taking the low road, starting an OnlyFans, and his feelings about butt stuff. And even though there’s plenty of shooting the shit, they also get real about social media and mental health, Matt’s decision to self-produce his standup specials, and why he’s wildly shocked at his success after performing from age 15. He also reveals what his type is, both physically and personality-wise, for all the women (and men) out there trying to get in his pants and up his butthole, which is pretty much everyone on the planet, it seems. Get your ear holes ready, and your eyeballs too. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (5:25) Matt and Kaitlyn talk about his live comedy tour and the funny bit he did about bowling. (15:55) - Explore the challenges of live entertainment comedy shows and engaging with the audience. (27:48) Delve into the phenomenon of "Dick-morphia" as Matt offers his witty insights. (51:44) Matt surprises listeners with a unique confession about fingernails. (59:25) Discover Matt Rife's celebrity crush and an amusing encounter with her mom Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Covergirl: Say hello to your real life makeup filter in a bottle, COVERGIRL’s Simply Ageless Skin Perfector Essence. Glowing and radiant skin is only a pump away. Only from Easy, Breezy, Beautiful COVERGIRL. Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive. SHOPIFY: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/vine BOLL & BRANCH: Get 15% off your order when you use promo code OTV at bollandbranch.com QUINCE: Go to Quince.com/vine for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. BOMBAS: Head over to Bombas.com/vine and use code vine for 20% off your first purchase.

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0:00.0	Okay, don't hit skip before we start today's podcast. I'm really excited. This is a personal exciting thing for me. I wanted to quickly let you guys know about my upcoming off the vine tour called Poor Decisions. P-O-U-R-D-Y-Wine will be drank.
0:13.1	I'm back on the road.
0:14.1	For the first leg of our tour, I'm coming through
0:16.2	the good old Midwest for the second half.
0:18.6	I'll be headed to the southeast.
0:20.3	So I'm going Columbus, Cleveland, Ohio, Atlanta, Madison, Des Moines, Kansas City, Columbia, Missouri, Tampa, Orlando, Nashville.
0:29.0	I'm coming to all you beautiful people.
0:32.0	These podcast tours are always a highlight of my year because there's just no other way to put it
0:36.3	Then it's just pretty damn fun I get to hang out with you in person. It's just the energy is electric
0:41.5	I've it's just insane like leaving those live
0:44.2	podcasts I'm like whoa that felt like an empowerment session I feel elevated the
0:48.4	vibrations don't get me started on how high those are so check out my website
0:52.4	Caitlin Bristow.
0:53.2	com to buy tickets for those who join me I can guarantee a little dancing a lot of
0:58.0	laughing wine lots of wine even if you're pregnant.
1:03.0	I've had pregnant sober people come to my show
1:05.4	and say it was still fun.
1:06.3	They bring their boyfriends, their husbands.
1:08.2	And I even see them smiling at the end of it.
1:10.3	So let's toast to that.
1:12.0	I'll see you on tour. This episode of it. So let's toast to that. I'll see you on tour. This episode of Off the Vine
1:15.2	is brought to you by Cover Girl. Say hello to your real life makeup filter in a
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