Hello, Matt!

Welcome to the men's room. Big Trio! Oh, la, Baccioas! Oh, nah! Matt, team not sober. Team sober. All right, Matt. Welcome to Big Dubby. Okay, our men's room pole. You're going to get one free concession. Are you taking the cold hot dog? The flat soda, the hard soft pretzel, or the in a beer? I'll do the flat soda also. Also.

Flat soda for you. The flat soda, the hard soft pretzel, or the in a beer.

I'll do the flat soda also. Flat soda for you. What flavor are you getting? Orange. Yeah, I'm right there with you, ma'am. Yeah. See, nobody's picking Coke if it's flat. Like, Coke must have bubbles. Oh, by the way, Ted, I have a question for you. Hey,. Would you rather have the hard, soft pretzel or a soft hard pretzel?

I'm taking the hard soft pretzel over the two.

Yeah.

Or what?

So the hard soft pretzel, or would you rather have...

You intended to get a hard pretzel and when you get it

it is soft oh give me the one that's turned soft ew really man yeah i don't know if something's

supposed to be hard and soft like something bad has happened also did you guys ever eat super pretzels

what are what are super pretzels Like the frozen box of pretzels?

And you could like, in the oven?

You'd make them in the oven.

My brother and I loved them. We used to microwave them. Sure. But you could overdo it, especially in the microwave. And I mean, you couldn't eat them. They were so hard. Yeah. But then if you buy hard pretzels that are already hard, that's one thing.

No, you're absolutely correct.

Actually, we had a box of those pretzels in our freezer not that long ago.

Yeah. hard pretzels that are already hard. That's one thing. No, you're absolutely correct.

Actually, we had a box of those pretzels in our freezer not that long ago.

Yeah.

And we blew through them in probably two days.

Yep.

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