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Woke rubbish. Three days left at the transfer window and not much else is happening except

Kamen-Carter Rickers assigned a new deal. Work on this week's episode of 20 minute

Tims. Three days to go, Mark Mel, are you nervous?

Yes, very nervous.

It's not been very nice, has it?

Last week we thought, ah, come on, there's ten days to go here.

Surely something will happen.

The closer it gets to it, the closer it just looks.

We don't have a clue what we're doing.

I think Stephen, what we need to, we need to park one thing for a second and we need to accept that,

you know, we're recording this, the transfer of no closes the time we sit down in these

it does what it slows it slams shot sorry but the time we sit down in these chairs again

Celtic because Celtic because Celtic do like to leave things late.

We are holding out for the opportunity, the possibility

that Celtic get all the business done

that they want to get done in the last couple of days of the window as as things

normally go here. But the problem with that thesis is that it doesn't speak to a hive of activity, It doesn't speak to Celtic doing lots and lots and lots of homework and identifying targets and it doesn't speak to you know what Brendan Rogers was saying as the summer window closed they be saying you know

come back to me in January there's a few that were just waiting to announce all these sorts of

things that seemed to be teeing up I think I had a look back and the first time Brendan Rogers mentioned the January transfer window was the 21st of September.

Now the summer window closed on the 1st of September, so no less than three weeks after the summer window closed, Brendan Rogers was already looking to the January

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