My brother got accused of leaking the England team.

The only way Matt and Tissier will ever be your player

is if you buy salms and football club.

He starts digging me out and training for not running back.

And I just looked in and I went,

can't, you haven't been there very long in here.

I said, what happens here is the players that can play,

they play and your job is to go and fetch the ball and give it to me.

I used to go in there before we came on a Saturday.

And back myself to score the first goal.

He was in charge for 66 games.

I missed one through injury, one through suspension.

And in those 64 games, I scored 45 goals.

I'm watching him in training and I'm thinking,

has he gone on competition to come and train with us?

I mean, he was crap, honestly.

Growing up, this bloke was my hero.

And then there I am on the training ground telling the fuck off.

My happiness is what I put above money and trophies, basically.

And that's why I stayed where I did.

Gentlemen, are we fresh?

Freshly wet the weekend?

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