Matt Koff and CANDY - EP 873

The Dork Forest

Jackie Kashian

Comedy

4.8 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Matt Koff (@MattKoff and MattKoff.net) is a NY comic and has a new comedy special out May 15 2026 called “CAT-MAN” on Youtube. We talk candy for an hour. It goes by really fast. Because we’re talking about candy. You will love. Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code DORK at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Donate to The Dork Forest if you like the show. The paypal email ⁠⁠jackie@jackiekashian.com⁠⁠ and venmo is @jackiekashian. There is MERCH: ⁠⁠www.JackieKashianStore.com⁠⁠ is the direct. Links to everything is at ⁠⁠⁠www.dorkforest.com⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠www.jackiekashian.com⁠⁠⁠ Extra TDF/standup and a storytelling album are available here: ⁠⁠https://thedorkforest.bandcamp.com/⁠⁠ YouTube has the videos: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JackieKashianInc⁠⁠ And it's @jackiekashian on all the social mediaz. Audio and Video by Patrick Brady Music is by Mike Ruekberg

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Dork Forest. Jackie and her pals will never bore us. Shameless confessions
0:09.8	About our obsessions will make us laugh and smile. So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dork Down for a while. Hey, it's Jackie Kishin. Welcome to the Dork Forest. Dorked out for a while.
0:23.9	Hey, it's Jackie Cachian. Welcome to The Dork Forest.
0:29.1	Intros are hard. I have a new album. You should be listening to it. I have a new hour.
0:35.5	You could be watching it on YouTube, but I appreciate you listening to this, The Dork Forest.
0:38.5	You could go to Jackie Cachia.com or the dorkforest.com and you can listen to it there. You can listen to it on wherever you're listening to it right now.
0:43.4	You can watch it on YouTube separately. And that is where Altercation is also streaming.
0:49.5	The album is available wherever you listen to any kind of album, and it's also on band camp,
0:54.3	which has a bunch of other, some very old Dork Forest that are free on that channel.
0:59.8	Otherwise, you should know that the Dork Forest is, I don't have a Patreon.
1:04.9	So feel free to donate.
1:06.0	If you have a hundred bucks a year, I would love 100 bucks a year from everybody.
1:10.2	You can hand me a sweaty
1:11.3	wad of 20s when you come and see me do stand up, or you can email me or Venmo me. Uh, the email
1:17.0	would be PayPal, Jackie at Jackiecation.com, where you can also email me. And Venmo is just at Jackie
1:22.8	Cation, which is like my Instagram and my TikTok and all the things.
1:32.5	And there's merch, there's Dork Forest merch, there's Made of Bees merch.
1:38.0	And I don't know, there's so much stuff.
1:39.6	I can't remember everything.
1:44.1	You're doing vital work by listening to the Dork Forest, and I'm glad you are,
1:49.7	and I hope you want to hear about somebody's dorkdom, because that's what's going to happen right now.
1:52.1	Rangers, it's me, Jackie Kachian.
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