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So does Santa's band lab-grown meat, which is kind of weird? You know, I want to say something else before we get started on the story.

I found proof of God, and it is that water is underground. That's just it. I have nothing else to add to that. Like I flushed the toilet before we started this and I was like where the fuck does this water come from? It's just literally there underneath us for no reason.

And I'm like, wow, there's just water right there underground.

It is kind of wild when I think about it.

I'm like, so there's just water underground.

Like I was into Larry County during the

drought, which a story I tell 50 billion times. But when I saw the farmers drilling, I was like,

you mean there's just water there? And they're like, there's water there.

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