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Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

In this spirited episode, Chelsea cleans her glasses with a sock and reflects upon Heated Rivalry with a group of core callers who are interconnected. Discussion of other topics like: why boomers cannot apologize, ADHD, GLPS, Lyme disease, and honeydew melon.

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0:00.0	I just stepped into the room.
0:03.9	I'm in full athletic attire in honor of sports.
0:08.1	I love it.
0:09.1	He did rivalry.
0:09.9	I'm here to talk about it.
0:11.0	Of course.
0:12.1	Of course.
0:13.1	We must.
0:14.2	We must increase our bust.
0:18.3	You know what?
0:19.3	I found it interesting that what's his name, not Romanov. What's the Russian guys?
0:27.1	Shane? No, no, the Russian. Hollander. Oh, Elia Rosanoff. Is it Rosenoff? No.
0:35.2	Rosenoff, yeah. Okay, how he was grabbing Titty.
0:38.9	I didn't know that guys do that. Yeah, I didn't know guys do that.
0:42.1	He's a bicom.
0:43.1	Yeah, that was kind of comforting. I'm like, oh, yeah, we're all just the same at the end of the day, you know?
0:48.3	We're all just people. Did you read all fours by Miranda July?
0:52.3	You know what? I didn't. Do you know that she went to my high school? Really? Yeah. In the Bay Area? That's right. Wow. Well, they're producing talent up there, I guess. That's right. Luminaries, non-stop luminaries. I believe Whoopi Goldberg. Was she also from the Bay? I feel like that was a...
1:11.9	Well, she obviously paved the way. Of course. So, okay, heated rivalry. Let's hear, first of all,
1:20.0	I have thoughts. I have questions. I've been doing stand-up again, so I also am like,
1:25.1	do I save my hottest takes for my forthcoming special?
1:29.3	Save your hottest, yeah, save your hottest takes.
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