I know a girl who broke up with a dude because he said, well, flippity flew.

Hello and welcome to the Great Beyond and is this good companion pod where I catch up with my friend and yours, Jason Doyle.

Hello.

Hi, JD. Thanks for coming and producing the show. She knocked on every door in Georgia. It's Rachel Doyle. Because I just wanted to say hi. Just wanted to say nothing. This has nothing to do with the election. And actually, speaking of which, if I was going to say, if you're wondering why we're not talking about the election, the show just, the show just started. We haven't talked about anything yet. No one's wondering anything. We're not going to talk about the election because, frankly, I just don't think it's appropriate. You know, we're just normal folk. And I don't want to take this time that you've carved out for your mental health to just hear your old pals gab. I don't think we should pollute that with, no, what happened is we don't know

who won because people are still voting at the time of recording this. So that's right. We're not

talking about it. We always hit on the hot

political buttons on this show like it's odd for us not to be talking about politics for

once but we're not going to do it today people are asking why aren't you talking about the dead

squirrel i say that's not for us i fucking is this squirrel dead because dead? Because I, like, is it? Yeah, unless there's breaking news. I don't know anything about the squirrel. I saw a fucking meme today. Oh, God. Anyways, whatever. Yeah, this is what I'm saying. You don't want to get into the dead squirrel. We don't want to get into the dead squirrel. Okay. Carry on. This is news to me.

If you have any bad news actually, today is the day to get it out there. Do you anything, like any news that we have that we can just get out on election day because no one's paying any attention to anything like the election. Yeah. No, I mean, I got some bad news, but I don't want to share it. You don't want to share it. Not really. Oh, I guess you'll tell me later, too. No, it's about you. You'll find out when you're served the papers, actually, Rachel. That's right. That's right. So we don't want to ruin that surprise. Yeah, yeah. I knew it was coming. It was just a matter of time.

Some things you could save for your own personal life, and that's totally fine.

Hey, speaking of relationships, I was just thinking about this this morning.

And either of you can answer this.

If you're preparing two plates of food in my case, I mean, like, forget about your kids

for a second.

But let's say i'm i'm

making breakfast for me and jill so i got the scrambled eggs in one pan i've got maybe some spinach

in another pan i've got a hash brown come out of the air fryer and i'm put i'm assembling the plates

in your head do you know which plate is yours and which plate is your partners?

Interesting.

Because I always do, and I'm like, the reasons are sort of arbitrary a lot of the time.

Oh, it's not most eggs on your plate.

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