Producing the show, the only one that took Halloween seriously, as you're about to see when she clicks into her camera, Rachel Doyle.

I don't know. You guys got the memo. You just chose to ignore it, clearly.

Well, that's correct. This is a Patreon-only episode. There's probably maybe 20 odd people who watch the Patreon video.

Where's your spirit?

Well, they're going to want to check out this one.

Yeah, you're going to want to check out this one.

And I'm not going to say why.

You might think, like, if you're just listening, you're like, oh, it's a really good costume.

And it is a good costume.

That's totally why.

But that's not entirely why.

What's the name of your character there, Rachel?

Well, it is Alexander Cameltoe.

But, you know, you're not going to see that.

And why I like to call it that.

I mean, I can see it.

I'm looking right at her.

Is, I mean, back when Hamilton was hot and I bought this, it was sexy Hamilton, really, for Halloween.

And then I looked back at photos I took of me.

Well, someone took photos of me.

And it was definitely Alexander Cameltoe.

This body suit is not forgiving.

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