Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman, Our Close Friends

Hollywood Handbook

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Sean and Hayes are joined by MATT INGEBRETSON and JAKE WEISMAN from their new show Corporate on Comedy Central to tell stories.

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0:00.0	So yeah, I'm on the porch with Martina.
0:10.6	Now hello.
0:13.6	And Martina.
0:15.6	I think it was McBride.
0:17.6	And Martina.
0:18.6	And the corpore.
0:19.6	And we're drinking sweet tea and we're sort of checking our various joints to feel
0:29.6	whether the storm is getting closer.
0:35.5	My foot swelled up like a freaking bee's nest.
0:41.6	Yeah.
0:42.6	You know, and like it swelled like a bee's nest, it would swell up.
0:47.8	Oh yes.
0:48.8	It's swelling in the same manner that a bee's nest would swell.
0:51.8	Yeah, it's still the normal size of a foot.
0:54.0	Right.
0:55.0	Yeah, but it's doing what a bee's nest would do.
0:58.2	And as I go to take my final sip of sweet tea from the glass, the Gorburger cracks a
1:08.8	one liner that leaves me, Martina, Martina and Martina in stitches.
1:15.4	So hard that the sweet tea comes shooting out my nose and splashes all over all of
1:21.2	them because it was a big goal.
1:23.9	And I go, I go, well, guess we don't have to worry about it getting wet from the storm
1:32.3	anymore.
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