This week we're saving the UK from Matt Hancock's excuses from overpaid supermarket bosses,

all white, all male by-election candidates, and from cricket.

And bringing us hope, John Humphries, once the BBC's scariest political interviewer is here to

teach us some of the tricks of the trade. So a bit of a mad week, isn't it, Nish? I mean,

you've been in Glastonbury thinking about Rick Asley and his smith cover. Meanwhile, on the outside,

I've been thinking about Russia and the hot dog to mercenary pipeline as exemplified by

Yevgeny Progoshin. It was weird being a Glastonbury and sort of feeling in the background

going, is Russia about to be subject to a hot dog coup? Also, it was one of those things where

you sort of look at it and go, well, there's no good end to this situation. You know, like,

Progoshin does not seem like the best gentleman in the world. Putin, as we know, is not the

best gentleman. And you sort of go, this is an absolute alien versus predator, whoever wins

we lose situation. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it was quite a sinister background to an otherwise

wonderful weekend. So when you got out of your tin and you walked past the hot dog stand,

how did it change things for you? Apart from the potential spectra of the

collapse of Russia, it was a, and a guy with the private army getting access to nuclear weapons,

Glastonbury was crying. I'll tell you, I'll tell you where people really don't want to have

their buzz killed by me talking about serious world events. Glastonbury. That's the last thing.

Someone on MDMA does not want to hear about, you know, mercenaries getting their hands on

nuclear weapons. You've seen that meme, haven't you, of the guy in the club talking into the girls

is? Yeah, that was me to everyone in Glastonbury. You just whispering, Yevgeny Progoshin,

it's less of people trying to vibe. Yeah, it was a, we're very, very deeply

strange news story happening in the background. Otherwise, Glastonbury was wonderful. I had a great

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