Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2014

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Hayes and Sean start with "Late Night Snack", where they discuss Jimmy Fallon's greatest moments and play a game of laugh vs. yawn with Engineer Sam. Then, college comedy professor and podcast pro Matt Gourley is on to talk guns, robots, his classroom process, and lead the guys in a classic mirror exercise. Finally, the Popcorn Gallery is back to bring up topics like weird experiences with women, mummies, Cabo St. Lucas, and then Matt tells a bonus story about bully vengeance.

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0:00.0	So I'm having this conversation and I'm calling him Dominic Monty and Dominic Monty and Dominic Monty at the whole time.
0:11.4	And just keep using his name.
0:13.8	And then we're saying goodbye and she's like, by the way, I'm on a ferris.
0:18.9	And I was like, you have to do what you kind of do.
0:24.2	What?
0:27.2	Did she apologize?
0:28.2	Yeah, she admitted.
0:29.1	I said she had to and though she did.
0:31.2	Hey!
0:33.0	Sorry, I did the hey.
0:34.1	I did a half hey earlier, but that's the real.
0:38.2	This is the hey now.
0:39.0	This is the real hey and we'll do it together.
0:41.1	Okay.
0:42.0	Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Inside Here's Guide to Kidney.
0:44.5	I didn't like mine.
0:47.4	Can I do mine?
0:49.3	Just yours and you'll put it over my mind.
0:50.6	Just so I can, because I can't always hear it.
0:52.6	Yes.
0:53.4	And then you'll lay mine under yours.
0:55.4	I don't want to do it again.
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