Matt Braunger - Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Foam
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2018
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town!
In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned.
Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery.
Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma.
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| 0:00.0 | Dan and Randy J will share tails of goats |
| 0:06.6 | So unaware they lack in racing |
| 0:08.8 | Sometimes shoes of likely shoes will make the news |
| 0:11.7 | Breaking down each epic failed in Florida |
| 0:14.4 | There's a price bail on happy to say, man |
| 0:17.5 | You didn't make this, don't go |
| 0:20.6 | So listen to our podcast random |
| 0:23.0 | With cohosts, arm and dance |
| 0:25.0 | And then Bert, you don't be a jerk |
| 0:27.0 | You're just a funny hit |
| 0:29.0 | We are gonna take you down |
| 0:31.0 | Stick around, make a sound |
| 0:33.0 | Underdown these dope people town |
| 0:35.0 | Hey, townies welcome to another episode of dumb people town |
| 0:41.0 | The population you population brawler |
| 0:43.0 | Hey, what's up guys? |
| 0:45.0 | Brawler, I am a living dumb person town |
| 0:47.0 | No, you make your triumph a return |
| 0:49.0 | I think you're episode four |
| 0:51.0 | You think you're one of the first |
| 0:53.0 | Yes, just the handful |
| 0:55.0 | And the first five |
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