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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Matt Braunger Has Never Seen Crash

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/neverseenit Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! * * * Matt Braunger (new special DOUG on Moment) has never seen "Crash" but he rewrote it and we read his script. Matt and Kyle are joined by Michael Joyce, and after tackling Matt's script, they talk about the Crash Oscar legacy, other Oscar movies that are similar, and more! They take on some old and new games, which Matt is absolutely incredible at.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:29.6

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0:31.6

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:40.2

this is Never Seen It.

0:44.7

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:51.0

Hey, everybody, this has Never Seen It.

0:53.5

I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

0:54.5

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

0:58.8

Today, joining me the incredibly funny, just the best guy.

1:01.9

Matt Bronger is here today.

1:03.2

Matt has never seen Crash, but he writes what he thinks it is, and we read his script.

1:09.3

It's wonderful.

1:10.5

It's just the best time. You're going to love it. If you don't already know Matt, go check out his comedy literally everywhere. He has so much of it. He actually has a new special out called Doug, which is up on Moment, where it premiered live, and you can go check it out and get the replay of it there, Moment.co. It will be up on October 25th as a video on demand as well. I watched it. It's hilarious. Matt is so funny. It's just, it's so fun. It's called Doug. He's Matt Bronger. If you don't know him, I don't know where you've been. But also go find him. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at Bronger. and you know just just find all the stuff. He has never seen Crash. He rewrote it and we read his script. We're joined by Michael Joyce, who is also a very wonderful comedian and runs an awesome show every Thursday in Los Angeles called Comedy at the Manor. This is just a good episode. It's a really nice time. Thank you guys so much for listening. I appreciate it. If you want to support the show more, we are on Patreon at patreon.com slash never seen it, where we post episodes of the show early when we can, as well as ad free, so you avoid all these advertisements that you'll hear today, although I love you for listening to those as well. It's also home to the Kyle Ayers show, just some episodes of me goofing around, and Character Study podcast I started where our friends and I break down what we think TV characters' favorite movies probably are. And it's really fun. Got an episode, John Gaboris, Shane Torres, Bailey Norton, Mike Carosa, we're having a good time out there. Thank you guys so much for listening. I appreciate your support in the show.

2:34.9

We're playing Never Seen at Bingo. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram at Never Seen It Show.

2:40.0

On both of those, we'll throw out bingo cards, and you can win prizes if you make a little bingo

2:45.8

listen to the episode. So thank you so much to everybody. I appreciate it. I appreciate you.

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