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Hollywood Handbook

Matt Besser, Our Cannabedian Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Boys welcome MATT BESSER back to the show to promote his new special Pot Humor and hopefully confess his crimes. This episode is sponsored by I’m Listening: A Frasier Fan Podcast (www.listeningpodcast.com), Harry's (www.harrys.com/handbook), Quip (www.getquip.com/theboys), and Trtl Travel Pillows (www.trtltravel.com code: THEBOYS).

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0:00.0

Music

0:04.0

Hospital with Lewis

0:10.0

Lewis, Kamajjo

0:16.0

Lewis, Joe, and we are

0:21.0

Helping kids

0:23.0

Making kids laugh

0:26.0

Joe, punching himself

0:30.0

in the face. Of course, hilarious. The opposite of what you're supposed to do.

0:36.0

I am doing classic billhicks.

0:39.0

Ruins. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing a couple

0:46.0

which the kids don't know. I mean, the kids are like, they just assume it's my shit.

0:51.0

Right. No, they have to know. They're going to be. Whoa, holy shit.

0:54.0

He has some fucking awesome ringo. These are kids and they've been in the hospital

0:58.0

like for a lot of this time. So I'll do like, I was at the waffle house

1:04.0

and the waitress. I'm reading a book and the waitress is like, hey, what you reading for?

1:10.0

I said, I don't know. Maybe so I don't become a fucking waffle waitress.

1:14.0

Oh shit. And you're laying that on there. The kids are like, that is

1:20.0

inappropriate. Right. The language wise and the content of it.

1:25.0

They didn't care about the language. They were like, it's the definition of punching down.

1:30.0

Right. And what Joe is punching sideways and backwards.

1:36.0

Did you do your thing about being pissed off that Leno made a Doritos commercial?

1:42.0

I do that one. I do the.

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