Ms. Fitz Toys

My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug loves movies coming to you from the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon during the Bridgetown Comedy Festival on Saturday, April 14th.

Two Oceans 12 at at 420.

Ish, all of my, all of my 420 shows start about 10 minutes late. Out of courtesy to the people who might be outside hotboxing a motor vehicle.

Thanks for coming out today guys. I really appreciate it because it's probably the nicest day.

Otherwise you've had it a while. It's beautiful outside. Let's go inside and listen to some nerds talk about movies.

That's the perfect antidote to sunshine and happiness.

Since last I spoke you listened. I did a movie interruption of the gray at Sinophamily Los Angeles with guests, Kula Vilisak, Scott Ockerman, and Ed Helms.

It's a great movie if your idea of fun is watching Liam Neeson talk somebody through dying.

He's like, you're going to die now. Hold my hand. It gives the whole speech.

It's like, wow, that's a new version of CPR.

That was fun. Last night I did a movie interruption right here in Portland of the classic Con Air at the Hollywood Theatre with the aforementioned Kula but also Jimmy Dore and Matt Bronger were there.

Another really fun movie, especially when you consider that Steve Buscemi plays the most hilarious child molester.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief tweets about movies. Comedian Blank Apache tweeted, Confucius say Bruce Willis was ghost the whole time.

This has been Tweet Relief tweets about movies.

If you ever plan to visit the San Francisco Bay Area, not ever, I have a specific date in mind.

If you're going to be in that area on April 19th, I'm taping a Douglas movies at Cobbs in the early part of the evening and then later that night we're doing a stand-up show that we're calling Countdown to 420.

Because it starts at 10.30, it's at the San Francisco punchline and when it becomes 10 seconds to midnight we count it down just like it's New Year's Eve and then when it becomes 420 we all leave because we can't smoke inside the club.

Ticket's still available.

Let's see what's in the old prize bag I have here. Got some good stuff today I think.

We got T-shirt that I'll explain later. I think there's several shirts in here.

There's two T-shirts that I'll have to explain in a second what's on them because we'll have the people who brought them explain what the hell they mean.

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