Sarah, what is the lamest thing you've ever done to seem cool?

Oh my God.

Honestly, I feel grateful because I have three older siblings who really would make fun of me if I did something out of character.

But I do remember once buying like something so ugly as a kid,

begging my parents for it because I was like, this is cool.

And just like kind of feeling guilty about it after.

Yeah.

I don't think I've really done that a ton in my life, to be honest.

I don't know.

But I feel like maybe I've just buried it very deep down.

I do have to admit that there was a long time where I think I fell into like the guys girl

trope. Like I drank a lot of IPAs and I'll never get that time back.

Wow. You as a guys girl is sending a chill down my spine. Can you imagine?

I can't imagine you pandering to men.

I learned a lesson pretty fast.

That's scary.

I'm so glad that wasn't a long phase in your life.

Just a couple of minutes.

Well, I'm asking because today,

I have a story for you about a scam artist who got into the game

all because

he was sick of being a dweeb. He wanted people to like him, and money was an easy shortcut.

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