Matt Bellassai

Homophilia

WOW Podcast Network

Comedy

4.4 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

People's Choice Award winner, podcast host and author, Matt Bellassai (Everything Is Awful) joins Matt and Dave this week to gush about Harry Styles, Will & Grace and aging boy bands. Plus, a deep dive on friend break-ups, vanilla cornfed boys, and a story about hiding in a literal closet. This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon (code: HOMO), Joule: Sous Vide by ChefSteps (code: HOMOPHILIA), and Sock Fancy (code: HOMO).

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0:00.0	Matt, I love MacWeldon, so much.
0:02.0	I'm wearing my now.
0:03.0	Are you?
0:04.0	Yes.
0:05.0	Mine are in the wash. Oh, because I just wore them.
0:06.0	Well, you know what your problem is, you got to get more.
0:09.0	You're absolutely right.
0:10.0	I need a full rotation of Mac Weldon. I'm going to get it. Those sweat pants, I'm telling you, I wear them out into the world.
0:17.0	Oh now those are the perfect post- Thanksgiving sweat pants.
0:19.4	Oh, are they good? And during Thanksgiving sweat pants, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Elastic is best. And they're good. And during Thanksgiving sweatpants, by the way.
0:22.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23.6	Elastic is best.
0:24.6	And they're super comfy, and they just fit me nice.
0:27.0	But that's because Mack welding products are crafted
0:28.7	with those natural fibers,
0:30.8	built-in performance capabilities, They've got a line of silver underwear in shirts that
0:36.2	are naturally antimicrobial, meaning they eliminate odor. That's right, you want to stay odor-free
0:40.7	downstairs? Of course.
0:43.0	Listen, when you're making new friends, you want to make sure everything smells great.
0:46.6	Don't be an animal.
0:47.6	Don't be gross.
0:48.6	Also, all this shit is shipped right to your door.
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