Matt 117: TF 2019 General Election

TRASHFUTURE

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4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Content warning: at around 1:10:00, Nate discusses a traumatic experience he had in combat years ago, which doesn’t make for particularly light listening. We just want to make sure you’re not caught unawares if you’d rather avoid hearing it. It’s election day! Please, please, please go vote Labour and help us end this nightmare! Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts) and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) discuss the upcoming vote, some stupid articles, and a vision of things being better. *IF YOU CAN HELP GET OUT THE VOTE, PLEASE DO!* This site lets you enter your post code and identifies which marginal seats need your help the most: https://mypollingday.com If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31753429

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0:00.0	A royal farewell for the King of Car Parks as Prince Charles, William, Camilla, Sophie Wessex, and Shirley Bassie
0:07.4	dress in their finery for the memorial service of NCP boss, Sir David Gosling, 90, who left 50 million pounds in his will to buy the royal family a new yacht.
0:19.6	This is the most class-cucked country on the face of the fucking planets.
0:27.4	I love the idea of just like them showing up to their second ever car-themed funeral.
0:34.6	So what happened is Sir Donald and his business partner, Ronald Hobson,
0:40.2	became Britain's most successful entrepreneur.
0:42.3	Wait, Donald and Ronald.
0:45.4	This was a front for the clown, Ronald McDonald.
0:49.3	Yeah, just every NCP car park is just a front for McDonald's.
0:53.3	Yeah, so Ronald McDonald's became two of Britain's most successful entrepreneurs, setting up a company
0:58.5	which became the NCP in 1948, was just 200 pounds between them, which was like 100,000
1:04.2	pounds in today's money.
1:06.5	Wait, hang on, when was this?
1:08.2	1948.
1:09.6	I'm not sure that was that much money, but okay.
1:12.1	With a plan to turn a wartime bomb site in central London into a car park.
1:16.8	So a company that's made...
1:18.1	Yeah, a company that's made everything appreciably much worse.
1:23.5	Everyone hates interacting with them.
1:27.0	It just is more everything is like in every second street is a giant... Everyone hates interacting with them. It's just dismal.
1:28.3	Everything is like in every second street is a giant concrete, rain-slicked slab of despair.
1:35.3	Like if you wanted to see Marx's theory of primitive accumulation basically in real time,
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