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🗓️ 6 July 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, hey, it's that frog who's getting married in a few days. |
0:04.3 | Your old pod dead, Ellie Ward. |
0:07.0 | At your urging, I'm going to take a few days off to eat some cake and to vow some vows. |
0:13.0 | I'm going to probably smear some mascara, zip into a corset, see my family, and I'm going |
0:18.5 | to put a ring on your pod, mom, Jared Sleeper. |
0:23.1 | What better way to celebrate the moment than to reflect on this episode of matrimonialogy? |
0:28.7 | So stick around until the end for a few new secrets, including some high drama involving |
0:33.9 | the wedding venue. |
0:35.3 | Also if you felt like giving us a present, a few details on the only thing that we could |
0:38.9 | possibly ask for. |
0:39.9 | Okay, onto the show. |
0:40.9 | Oh, hey, it's that lady in the hotel lobby who just took an apple from the bowl of decorative |
0:46.0 | fruit and feels only partly guilty about it. |
0:48.6 | Ellie Ward. |
0:49.6 | Back with another episode of allergies. |
0:51.6 | Oh, love. |
0:52.6 | Oh, who doesn't love love? |
0:54.4 | Oh, this episode is coming out a few days before Valentine's Day. |
0:59.0 | Love is in the air. |
1:00.4 | It's on the shelves at Walgreens soon. |
1:03.3 | It will be in the discount aisle at Walgreens, but it will still be in our hearts and on our |
1:08.0 | minds until probably the day we're dead and returned to the earth as scattered molecules |
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