Matinee Monday: Van Helsing LIVE! (w/ Seth Rogen, Riki Lindhome, & Ben Blacker)

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Seth Rogen (Long Shot), Riki Lindhome (Knives Out, Wednesday), and Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, Hex Wives) join Paul and Jason to discuss the 2004 period horror film Van Helsing. Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they talk about Hugh Jackman’s wet pilgrim hat, Frankenstein’s tech, everyone being upside down, Carl the friar, and much more. (Originally Released 03/28/2019)

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0:00.0	His greatest accessory,
0:01.0	a pilgrim hat.
0:03.1	His greatest weapon, boring the shit out of you.
0:07.4	We saw Van Helsing, so you know what that means.
0:10.0	Now we start for a lot.
0:14.3	Dreaming!
0:17.2	How did,
0:17.8	What's the naked grow baby in his belly, rock a rhin stone vest while whipping Justin the
0:21.9	Kelly, or maybe see a burles show with Nick Crow. R
0:25.0	R Rasto Vests while Ripping Justin to Kelly or maybe see a burles show with Nick Crow and take a vote with speed to hitting
0:26.5	cruise control. J man, Big Hall in a beautiful June, gonna take you from the groove all the way to the room
0:33.0	random games the street fighter helps to blow off steam just a sucker
0:36.3	punch the eye light for Timothy Green
0:38.0	Sharp on it on it's a birdemic how we stand a lot
0:40.8	they call it in a badass and he's on the line,
0:43.6	crank in 88 minutes because they cool his eyes,
0:46.3	because a bad gym, Barney looking kind of nice.
0:49.0	Paul and June getting literal, Jason is getting laid.
0:52.0	June is making sure all the monkey shots getting paid
0:54.0	They judge a bunch of movies while they're making the grade
0:57.0	Here's a real question for you how to this get made.
1:00.0	Hello People of Earth
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