Matinee Monday: Vampire Academy

How Did This Get Made?

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Aisling Bea (This Way Up) and Michael Showalter (Search Party) join Paul and Jason to discuss the 2017 Zoey Deutch teen horror-comedy Vampire Academy. They cover the out of place mall montage, the cafeteria blood machines, the orgasmic vampire bites, and much more. It’s not as sexy as Twilight, not as dangerous as The Hunger Games, and not as childlike as Harry Potter. (Originally released 09/30/2016) For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheer HDTGM is going back on tour! For tickets and info check out www.hdtgm.com Follow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

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0:00.0	It's a classic story about dampers and moroys and strogois and strungosky syndrome, you know, real high school stuff.
0:08.9	We saw vampire academies, you know what that means.
0:11.5	Now is time for how did this create?
0:15.8	We're gonna have a good time celebrating failure, not just being a hater, because you know you won't get how did this create?
0:21.0	Let's walk in the media criteria, self bar art.
0:25.0	Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question how did this get made?
0:29.7	Hello people of earth and welcome to how did this get made?
0:32.3	I am Paul Sheer and I'm joined as always by my co-host Jason Manzookus.
0:36.8	What is up Paul?
0:38.2	How are you?
0:38.8	I am very well. We still are missing out on June Diane, who is in maternity leave still.
0:45.6	She'll be back soon.
0:47.4	Great.
0:47.9	I'm truly for the next episode.
0:49.1	I mean, she missed a real winner here.
0:50.9	June is, by the way, winning across the board right now that she did not have to watch.
0:54.6	She is so far missed.
0:56.5	Stealth vampire academy.
0:58.8	She's missed some good classic.
0:59.6	Her life is amazing.
1:01.6	She may never come back because she's gonna be like, oh, I just realized, without hours and hours of terrible movies in my life,
1:07.5	my life is amazing.
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