Matinee Monday: The Adventures of Pinocchio LIVE!

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Live from The Chicago Theater, Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1996 fantasy adventure film The Adventures of Pinocchio starring Martin Landau and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. They talk about Geppetto and Pinocchio getting in a bathtub, donkey transformations, Pepe the talking cricket, and much more. HDTGM is going on tour! For tickets and info check out www.hdtgm.com For more Matinee Monday content, check out Paul's Youtube page HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

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0:00.0	It's a movie where you get an accent, you get an accent, you get an accent, we all get an accent!
0:07.3	We solve the adventures of Pinocchio so you know what that means.
0:37.3	Hello people, lovers and hello people of Chicago!
0:51.2	We are live at the Chicago Theater.
0:54.7	Holy shit, this is amazing Chicago home of how to just get made first.
1:01.3	You saw Hurricane Heist.
1:04.5	You saw Blues Brothers, but we didn't torture you enough with those two films.
1:12.6	We needed to turn it up a notch and we did.
1:15.8	With the Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Martin Landau, fantasy child's film, JTT in full effect
1:27.5	for the last 30 seconds of this movie.
1:31.9	The adventures of Pinocchio is everything that you love about the beloved classic Pinocchio
1:39.3	but really fucked up and weird.
1:43.1	It's like they took all the children aspects out and replaced it with like David Lynch
1:48.5	crazy.
1:51.7	It's going to be very hard to talk about this movie because Jimmy Necricut is not called
1:55.9	Jimmy Necricut.
1:57.9	Tom Bowley is not called Tom Bowley so we may have to get around that a little bit but
2:02.7	to help break it down tonight we have two amazing people.
2:07.3	My two co-hosts please welcome first Mr. Jason Manzougas!
2:12.0	What's up, jerks?
2:22.2	What's up Chicago?
2:26.4	How it do it balcony?
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