Question, what was the moment? The date went sideways.

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Hello, Matthew.

Welcome to the bedroom.

Ola, bitches.

Ola!

So, what was?

I was 21.

Oh, I missed my life.

And it's 1990.

I'm down visiting my mom for the summer for three weeks, and my cousin gets a hold of me.

He lived up on Queen Anne Hill and says, we'll go on a double date.

I said, great.

So I get over to his house, get ready for the date, and he's got a tee ball and a pot on the stove and he's boiling magic

mushrooms and he tells me we are going to drink some tea that we're going to go on this date

so we drink the tea a couple cups apiece and we get the, and we go down to Lake Union to a bar down there.

It's got live music.

And about that 20 minutes into the bars when I start peeking.

Now, do the girls know that you guys have consumed mushroom tea?

Negative.

Okay.

That's a bold move on a first date.

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