Material Concerns: With a Cold Open! Pt. I
Material Girls
Rehak Hannah
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Another Material Concerns episode — this time with a cold open! Because why not? In this episode, we begin with a check in, jump into Oops All Oops and end with a new segment — Patreon Party! It's a ball!
Head to Patreon.com/ohwitchplease to listen to Part II featuring Okay, Hear Me Out and Coach makes Marcelle and Hannah do some improv! For as little as $54/year, you'll get ad-free episodes, bloopers, a backlog of content and part two of all Material Concerns episodes! Go to patreon.com/ohwitchplease now to join a tier that works for your budget!
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| 0:00.0 | Here's the new Citron C3 Aircross, the perfect SUV for bears and lovers of the great outdoors. |
| 0:09.0 | Sure, and comfort too. |
| 0:11.0 | Inside it easily goes from five to seven seats, and for you cubs, look, it's got Apple CarPlay and your favourite apps. |
| 0:17.3 | Yes, Mr. Grizzly, available in petrol, full electric or hybrid. |
| 0:58.2 | So ready for a family adventure? The new Citron C3 Aircross, for lovers of the wilderness and everyday comfort. Now with a £1,500 electric car grant. Oh, oh, oh. Oh Oh Oh I need a bit of mind I need a brain I want to take a ride on a mini train. You can have it all at the show. |
| 1:10.1 | Hello. Hey, coach, I'm so sorry, is there a script that don't have anything open. It's in the slack. That's perfect. |
| 1:12.6 | I will also text it to you. Okay. Nope. Nope. Nope. I just, that's exactly where I want it. And now I have it exactly, exactly where I want. So maybe I'll move it over here so that when I look at it. So this is the cold open. Malika, keep it. Keep it. Keep it all. It's all solid gold. |
| 1:29.2 | Oh, it's me. |
| 1:30.0 | Hello and welcome to another material concerns episode of Material Girls. |
| 1:35.6 | I'm Marcel Coswin. |
| 1:37.3 | I'm Hannah McGregor. |
| 1:38.9 | And I'm coach. |
| 1:39.9 | Hi, coach. |
| 1:40.8 | And let's just do a quick check-in. |
| 1:43.2 | And reminder, our job is to entertain the people and keep the vibes high for the people. |
| 1:49.5 | The people need us. |
| 1:51.1 | My check-in is that in classic Hannah McGregor fashion, I had a cold for a week, the cold cleared up, and now I have a post-viral cough. |
| 2:03.6 | This is what my body loves to do. |
| 2:11.6 | That's so you. I know it's so me, right? It's actually very chic, very now, very modern, very flemy. |
| 2:21.4 | The moment. It's totally fine, except that I have coughed until I threw up twice this week. So that has not been like my fave experience of having a body. Like that has not felt hot or chic or now. |
| 2:29.4 | Yeah. But listen, it is what it is. Sometimes your body rebels and tries to kill you. |
| 2:37.0 | And all you can do is say, |
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