It's the Kidcratic Morning Show.

So, tell us about yourself. Who are you? Mother Prize, Flossie, had Bernice, who had Connie, who had me. I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are. I have the itchiest butt ever. Oh, God, I suck. I suck. Not your hobbies. Just simply. Tell us who you are. I complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, complain. You're

describing your personality. I want to know who you are. I'm Kelly Bradbury, damn it. Let's move on. The Kid, Cratic Morning Show starts now.

In a way. Good Thursday morning. Today's Thursday, August 28, 2025 and we are the Kidcratic Morning Show. Can you smell the weekend? Can you smell a three-day weekend we got coming up? Or is that my breakfast blend coffee? I'm not sure. Here's Kelly Raspberry. I'm crossing my fingers and I'm hoping Emma Kelly might swing by the house, like do a drive-by on Labor Day.

A drive-by?

Is she going home?

We're not sure yet.

What do you mean?

Haven't heard.

Well, she's been invited to go somewhere to her friend's lake house on Sunday.

Great.

I want to go.

But she might swing by the house because there's a book she really wants. What if she comes by the house, she stays in the car, bum, bump, pop. Hey, mom, can you bring my book? And then you just toss it out. Right. So we're hopeful. We'll get a drive-by. Get a drive-by. I hear you. I hear you. Here's J.C. Chavez. I'm glad we talked about those short stories that we keep watching or Kelly and I keep watching

on Facebook because I had a lot of people send me the link to be able to watch those all the

way through for free.

For free?

For free.

For free.

But you have to watch it with ads.

And there's a lot of them.

You know what? I do the ads for all my streaming services.

I don't care.

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