Hey, gang, I want to talk to you about something that I mentioned in a recent podcast, just as

kind of a throwaway, but it got a huge response. So I want to keep going down that road.

I said in an episode with Ari Shafir, I said, hey, maybe someone should write me a New

Harland Highway theme song without any kind of directive or parameters and a bunch of you talented people actually sent in some theme songs.

Fantastic stuff. The only problem is, as I said, I didn't really give you any direction.

So most of them were way too long

and kind of didn't really follow the specifications that I would want for a theme song. So here it is,

gang. If you are a talented musician or you know how to use AI or you know how to bang a wooden

spoon on a plate?

Here it is.

The Harland Highway theme song, and if you submit it,

just be aware that we may or may not use it.

I may use several of the theme songs.

I might do a new theme song every week.

I don't know.

I would love nothing more than to let your talents be heard on this beautiful podcast. So here's the parameters. It can't be more than 30 seconds long. 20 seconds is ideal,

but 30 seconds is the absolute longest it can be.

At least mention the Harland Highway, at least twice in the song.

And also make sure, if you have any of your lyrics, make sure they're very clean and clear and we can hear them.

There's nothing worse than, you're going down the Harlan Highway, and there's everyone

of those are popcorn, you know? So enunciate, make sure we can hear what you're saying, make it fun,

make it energetic or not. Just go with it. I don't like to put parameters around your

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