Hi everyone and welcome once again to History Dweaves. I'm Tim and we're back after a little break,

so we appreciate your patience and glad that you're tuning in. As always, I'm joined by The Incomparable Blue Hair Beauty Brandy. How are you,

Brandy? Well, Tim, how are you? I am outstanding, Brandy. Excellent. Did you enjoy our little break?

It was all right, Timmy, but, you know, I missed you in the land of the heathen.

Well, I thank you for missing me.

I miss you guys as well, but I am back.

Would you like to tell our listeners where you were and what you was doing, Timmy?

I would like to tell them where I was.

I don't know if I wanted to tell them what I was doing, but I was in the beautiful country of Columbia.

It's very beautiful down there in South America, and I had a wonderful time.

But now it's time to get back to work and time to get back to our podcast.

You're trying to gloss over that one real quick, Angel.

Yes, yes I am.

Joining Brandy and I, as always, is the very honorable and distinguished Colonel Charles

Bullregard, Hawk Waters, the third, affectionately known as the Southern Gentleman. So, Charles, how have you been? You know, I'm good. Timmy, I appreciate you. I kind of miss you, but then, you know, I was gone, too. I've been spending some time up in New Hampshire. Yeah, how's your campaign going? The campaign's going good. Now, and I'll tell you a funny story. Okay. You know, so I'm up there. John McCain, I don't know what the hell are you doing up there. John McCain was in New Hampshire? He stops by every time. Every time there's press, there's John McCain. Okay. But, you know, now, John McCain had the cancer, the melanoma. Right. Okay. It's a serious condition. It's a very serious condition. And Marco Rubio, we decided one day to just mess with him. Okay. What did you guys do? Well, as we were talking to Marquo, we just kept staring at his cheek. And Marquis it was like, what? Like nothing?

Nothing?

No, my.

And then finally, we just get up close to him and start staring at him and John McCain's like, what is that on your cheek there, Mario? You need to go get that checked out. Now, Mario. Marco Ruby. I'm sorry, I keep calling Mario, but Marco. Well, you're probably close to him. You probably call him.

Yeah, I call him long.

Good Lord. I'm sorry. I keep calling him Mario, but Marco. Well, you're probably close to him.

Yeah, I call him.

Yeah, I call him Marr. Good Lord. So John McCain, you know, because he had a melanoma, and he had it's all real concern and everything. So you're playing funny ha-haz with John McCain? Is it? We played a trick on Rubio. Oh, Rubio. he had a little. He had a little, he had a little tiny freckwa on his cheek.

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