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And welcome back to another episode of Long Winders.

I got to keep all the sound out because my baby is in the bedroom and she can't listen in.

I'm in Cheetah Print.

Cheetah Print is coming back for the season.

It never left.

It never went anywhere.

Some may say when I wear this shirt,

it is akin to Fran the dresser nanny.

Dresher?

Fran Dresher the Nanny.

Fran the nanny dresser.

And I say, what high praise, what high praise you have for me.

And I tucked my hair into the turtleneck, for those of you listening, kind of like,

you know, you know, the ones in the magazine.

I was like, what about this today?

I tucked it in, I looked in the mirror, looking back at me, was Lord Farquod, the cultural icon of centuries.

And I was like, well, nothing could be better really today.

Today on this episode of Thanksgiving, happy Thanksgiving.

Let's give thanks for what?

For what?

What am I thankful for nothing?

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