Masturbation Frustration

The Curious Girl Diaries

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Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.0 • 596 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

While recently trying to masturbate I experienced the frustration of not being able to find just the right porn. Where is all the good free porn? Clearly I'm not in the know and I'm sounding off about it. PlusI answer a few listener questions about cum swapping, how to last longer in bed, and how to revive a missed opportunity for a MFM threesome. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-curious-girl-diaries9998/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Leila London, aka The Curious Girl.
0:10.4	Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.
0:17.0	But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general, and everything in between, an explicit, raunchy, fun detail. All right, here we go. I want to masturbate. I start masturbating. I'm in the mood to masturbate. I think women should just get a free pass to be able to watch all the porn they want because then that makes it horny and then we'll fuck you more.
0:38.0	I literally had to look away because I'm like that this is going to kill my orgasm. This right here is going to kill my orgasm.
0:46.2	Hey guys. Well, okay, I think this episode's going to be just a little bit jumbled, but I'm going to try to talk about some fun stuff. I do want to talk about my disappointment with porn right now. I have a, I, I'm pissed. This has happened to me so many times where I go and I'm trying to find porn. I'm, you know, I want to masturbate. I start masturbating. I'm in the mood to masturbate. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go and look at some porn like everybody on this planet does, right? Natural.
1:17.7	Mostly men, but hey. No, I think there's a lot of horny gals out there too. But anyway,
1:25.4	I spend more time fucking searching, trying to put the right terms in,
1:31.9	then it's like, it's almost like the worst sex I've ever had, you know, like I'm just trying
1:37.4	to masturbate, really?
1:39.5	And it just turns into this big, long thing, a production of how I can get turned on so I can masturbate.
1:46.4	Anyway, I will get back to that.
1:47.9	That's coming.
1:50.4	Sorry, that's a little teaser.
1:51.9	Okay.
1:52.5	Now, just to remind everybody, gosh, let me think of all the new stuff.
1:55.8	So remember, you can text me.
1:58.1	I have my text.
1:59.2	You can text me.
1:59.9	415-997-957. Here's the thing. People seem to be
2:05.6	confused about this because I'm actually like putting that number out there. So in essence, I'm kind of like
2:10.8	quote-unquote soliciting you or it could be viewed as that. I want to be extra cautious. What happens is you're going to get a text
2:19.5	from me, but you're also going to get an auto responder that's going to kick in. You have to click
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