Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' Itpodcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup. Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm Nicole Byer and this is Why Won't You Date Me?
0:26.8	A podcast where I try to figure out why I'm still so single even though I will fuck you without dinner.
0:35.6	My guest today is my dear friend.
0:41.0	She's a lady who I've been friends with since I moved to LA.
0:44.2	You can see her this week on my show, Lusley exactly Nicole.
0:47.0	She plays a lady I work with at a store and we don't get along.
0:51.9	She's also been on Comedy Bang Bang.
0:54.8	She is a short called Relationship Goals.
0:56.7	We improvise every Sunday together on search history at UCB Franklin 11PM.
1:02.4	It's Marcy Jarrow.
1:08.0	Did I say your last name right?
1:09.2	I'm always scared.
1:10.2	So Jarrow?
1:11.5	Jarrow.
1:12.2	Jarrow.
1:12.9	Any whatever.
1:13.6	I'm from the South.
1:14.8	I used to call you Jarrow and then you said it and I was like,
1:18.2	oh, should I be saying it wrong for so long?
1:19.8	You know, that happens a lot and I don't care.
1:23.4	That's not my problem.
1:25.2	I don't mind either.
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