Masters WEDNESDAY - The Fat and Happy Wolf
The Chipping Forecast
Soft Ears Media
4.9 • 718 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Twas the night before The Masters and Andrew and Iain convene to give their final thoughts ahead of the big show. They discuss the form of the main contenders as well as some other names to look out for. Rory McIlroy gives his thoughts, telling us he is still as hungry as ever, while our two-ball also ponder Champions Dinner choices, and find out who is the latest person to forget Andrew's name.
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| 0:00.0 | It's time now for the chipping forecast, in association with Peter Millar, brought to you by Andrew Wednesday Masters Eve. We're very nearly at the start of the Masters. So here's a Chipalata for you. Chippaata from from our champions dinner. That would be in my menu. |
| 0:38.8 | It wouldn't. |
| 0:39.7 | Have you thought Ian Carter, a regular special guest, have you ever thought about what |
| 0:43.4 | you might serve at a champion's dinner? |
| 0:46.0 | If the badgers plan and Ollie Wilson just shows himself to be an absolute genius, what |
| 0:50.9 | are you going to serve? |
| 0:52.1 | I've never thought of that because it would never |
| 0:55.1 | ever happen. Shall I give you a hot take or shall I or shall we save it for a chippilater down the line? Let's do it. Really? Because we'll be doing more chippiladas. Yeah, I want to, I want to think about this properly. Okay. You can't tease a hot take. Oh, was your hot take just going to be because you hadn't thought about it and you're going to say gherkins, |
| 1:11.9 | just gherkins for everyone. |
| 1:12.9 | Totally. Yeah, I'd, take just going to be because you hadn't thought about it? |
| 1:10.9 | And you're going to say gherkins, just gherkins for everyone. |
| 1:12.9 | Totally. |
| 1:13.5 | Yeah, I'd have, yeah, I'd have said, I'd probably said haggis, actually. |
| 1:18.7 | Wow. |
| 1:19.3 | Sandy did that, didn't he? |
| 1:21.2 | Sandy. But I'll have a proper think. So what do we... And you need to do the same as well. |
| 1:27.6 | Okay. |
| 1:28.1 | So by the end of the Masters, |
| 1:29.7 | we both give what our food would be, our menu would be, |
| 1:35.6 | and we'll tell Eddie to do that as well. |
| 1:38.9 | And we'll get his on some way. |
| 1:40.3 | Because actually, realistically, of the three of us... |
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