Masters of the Universe (1987)

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Bald Move

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Wow, this is a bad movie. There's almost nothing redeeming about it. It's not even one of those "so bad it's good" movies. It's not badass, it's just ass. Join us for an hour-long discussion of why this movie doesn't work and whether Dolph Lundgren has what it takes to crack the upper echelons of our badass rankings. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you ready for a Monzo Business Bank account? Mike from Bluewater Plumbing was.
0:05.0	I need to get paid quickly, especially when I have five or six plumbing jobs in a day.
0:08.0	When I first used the payment link feature in my Monzo Business account,
0:11.0	I was impressed how quick and easy it was.
0:13.0	At the end of each job, I'll just create a payment link,
0:15.0	send it to the customer, and get paid then and there.
0:17.0	I can also track all of my payments to my GetPaid tab.
0:20.0	If you're ready for a Monzo Business account, apply today.
0:23.0	Just search Monzo Business, season sees apply.
0:26.0	Only sole traders or limited company directors in the UK can apply.
0:30.0	Hello, everybody.
0:31.0	I'm back. I'm happy sad to introduce the fourth and final installment of our 2022 Badass series.
0:38.0	I'm happy because it's still the Badass series.
0:41.0	I'm sad because it's over and also because, woof, this movie.
0:46.0	It's 1987's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
0:50.0	I'm not going to call it a film. I'm going to call it a failed commercial for a toy.
0:55.0	This film was directed by Gary Goddard, who directed this piece of shit.
1:03.0	He also created the kids show Captain Powers in the late 80s.
1:08.0	Before being disgraced during the Me Too movement
1:11.0	from being involved in a sexual assault of teenage boys alongside his pal Brian Singer.
1:15.0	Perfect.
1:16.0	He's written by, yeah, great guy all around.
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