Masters of the Universe (1987)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
Shat on Entertainment
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Some commissioners present Shat The Movies with films they admire, hoping for low wipe scores and eternal glory in the Pantheon of Shat. Others serve us straight from toilet, understanding their favorite films are turds and deserve a whole roll of TP. Listener Will C. is the latter.
We're kicking off 2022 with "Masters of the Universe," a movie that makes "Star Wars" look like irrefutable science and makes "Conan the Barbarian" feel Oscar-worthy. This one's a real battle between our love of campy schlock and the hard truth that big budgets don't always mean good cinema.
Was the Sorceress perfection or pointless? Should the movie have focused on Earth or Eternia? Was Dolph Lundgren a god or a goober? Is this Courteney Cox in her prime, and how do you pronounce Frank Langella? The Shat Crew debates all this and more while agreeing on one thing: Fuck Gwildor.
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| 0:00.0 | No, you're completely crazy. |
| 0:02.6 | Franklin Jell-A makes this movie. |
| 0:04.6 | Lengela. |
| 0:05.6 | Oh, Lengela, isn't it? |
| 0:06.6 | I think it's Lengela. |
| 0:07.6 | Ash? |
| 0:08.6 | I thought it was Lengela. |
| 0:09.6 | I thought it was Lengela. |
| 0:10.6 | I think I was Lengela. |
| 0:11.6 | If it's not, we're going to get letters because that's what we've been saying the whole |
| 0:14.0 | fucking episode. |
| 0:15.4 | Remember when we first met John McClane? |
| 0:18.4 | Our God, I'll pick them up from the plane. |
| 0:21.1 | And took them down the knack and told me tower at the Christmas party. |
| 0:26.1 | And the terrorists were over zealous, but it was sweet when they killed Alice. |
| 0:31.5 | And with a little help from Alice, John McClane kicked out. |
| 0:36.1 | Welcome back to Chat The Movies, the podcast where we answer the question, with the movies |
| 0:39.7 | we love and we were growing up really that good. |
| 0:42.0 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to? |
| 0:45.0 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental |
| 0:48.0 | at Blockbuster Video? |
| 0:49.4 | Do you know what Blockbuster Video is? |
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