Massages Exchanged For Wood - Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2012

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Jared prank calls a guy wanting to sell some firewood. He also offered to exchange the wood for something of similar value. It gets pretty awkward.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hello.
0:02.0	Are you the person with the ad online with the firewood?
0:07.0	Do you still have it available?
0:09.0	Yes.
0:10.0	Okay, hi. My name is Mitch.
0:13.0	What exact area are you in?
0:15.0	Because my wife gave me the number. She said she found your ad.
0:24.6	I delivered pretty much all of into the county.
0:28.5	Okay, okay. So, yeah, we just move there. We're right off of Maine.
0:35.2	Pretty much how, I said that you're looking to pretty much either sell it or trade for value.
0:36.7	What would you value it at?
0:39.3	Um, uh,
0:43.7	how much wood are you looking to get?
0:46.8	Um, well, I just had a fireplace built in,
0:50.8	so I'm thinking, how big is each, uh, each log of wood?
1:05.2	Um, well, I sell it by half a cord or a quarter of a cord or a cord is half a cord of wood goes through 150.
1:06.0	Are you saying, are you saying quart like liquid?
1:09.4	No, cord, C-O-R-D.
1:12.0	It's a measurement.
1:13.4	Gotcha.
1:14.1	I'm new to this.
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