Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

This is RU Garbage.

You ain't lines. It's a little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that I think you have to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trulley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toadie's in a new edition. she just got picked up at a CVS.

Okay. Stealing deodorant.

Hey.

Which I imagine would have been available for resale, and we would have got a friends and family discount. That's not going to happen now because it's all in evidence. Got pinched. You got pinched. Uh-huh. Thanks for rolling with that one with me. I think that joke needs to be arrested.

My co-os is coming at you from across the tables.

We'd call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Give it up for my pal. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Hey, what up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. audio listeners, video listeners over there on YouTube.

Spotify.

Spotify.

Climbing a chair. Thanks for tuning in. Audio listeners, video listeners over there on YouTube,

Spotify.

Climbing the charts.

Climbing the charts.

Doing well.

The boys.

Doing good.

Listen, there's an army of people.

Army of garbage that listens to this goddamn program.

We appreciate and then listen.

Listen, we're about in the top 100, about of all podcasts on Spotify. Fluctuary. Comedy, we're in a top 50. So suck my dick. Right? Sure. Tell them down. You go downtown and you tell him that. Downtown. Yeah. Go all the way downtown. You go down town and you tell him that. I know we got a lot of problems with the guys downtown. And then obviously, you know, for the real true homies and dirt bags out there, you go over to patreon. Listen, you might not know what Patreon is. Might be scary. The big band patrons is in an app. Is it a website? What do I do? This is where I watch. This is where I listen. Listen, get a little loose. Join the over 15,000 people on Patreon. 15,000. You get a lot of content over there. You get an extra two episodes a week if you want them. Plus, the last four years of content are sitting there. You can consume that as you wish or just move forward. Whatever you want to do. Tell them, Kippie. They got you. And also the tour. There's a lot of fucking plugs up front,

but the tour, baby, listen, the shows are fucking selling out. You're gonna end up, you're gonna end up out in a fucking cold, waiting in the line, trying to get a take, standby ticket like a bozo. In some markets, not all of them. Some of them need some help. Some of them get your fucking friends.

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