Better strap yourself in.

It's time for the Howie Car Show.

Tom Holman, well, he will be Trump's new borders are.

I'm gonna look like a genius because when you follow failure,

you can't help to succeed, right?

To the American people, President Trump is going to secure this border.

He's going to save American lives.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

So on election night, I went to pick up my daughter from Waterpola Practice, and she got in the car and she was crying.

And I said, did someone punch you?

Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue

sky? And she said, Mom, Trump won. Trump's going to win. And what if I get raped and I need to

have an abortion? It never happened. Republicans are kind of thankful for Biden and previously Barack Obama.

I mean, it was Obama's presidency that gave us Trump the first time, and it's Joe Biden's presidency

that made Donald Trump.

What do you want me to do?

Can I leave?

Trump swabs, hacks, and moonbats, beware.

It's Howie Car.

Happy Veterans Day to everybody

and just like to issue

my own personal thanks,

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