We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 763 dot PS 10424 certificate Number 14162.

Masquerade.

I've got the plow if you've got the furrow.

I've got the rabbit if you was burrow home I've got the pen if you've got the paper

time is put play and I'll see you in the wheel turn you in the wheel

you enjoy crossword puzzles I think you're on the record for the future I do as

being a fan of the crossword. I do. I do enjoy them and I think that I would

enjoy them more if I didn't know that anyone else in the world was doing them better than

I do.

I see.

So you don't have to be the only one.

Like the scenario is not that Will Shorts is mailing them to your house.

No, other people can do them.

They just must be inferior to you.

Or they just have to struggle at least least the thing that infuriated me about you

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