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you get your podcasts you don't know me a confession i can't take back. I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says,

I mistook a tube of garlic paste for some toothpaste.

Didn't realize it until I started brushing.

It actually seemed to work.

But my wife refused to kiss me that night. Why'd you leave that by the kitchen sink? I was camping once, and I didn't have my glasses on, and I pulled out a tube that I thought was toothpaste, and it was anti-fungal cream of my husband. Ew. Did your husband still kiss you afterwards? Yeah. No, he actually worried that I needed to go to the hospital, but I think it was fine.

I thought they would kiss because the fungus is finally gone.

Exactly.

Because on this segment, we require kissing during the mass speaker,

where listeners can come on the show, confess their secrets, and slip us the tongue completely anonymously while we change your voice.

We've got a guy on the phone who's picked Alex as his fake name.

Alex, do you want to kiss now or after you're done telling your secret?

I'll kiss now.

Okay.

Wow.

Here we go.

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