You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We got a text to 78592 that says restaurant owner here.

We 100% made up all the calorie counts on the menu.

Wait a minute.

No clue if they're even close.

No way.

It works.

That checks out.

I don't blame them for that.

Somebody is just looking down at their gut right now saying,

damn it.

I knew that deep fried chicken and French fry bowl had more than 60 calories in it.

60.

Well, today. No sugar, too. Wow. We have a guy who wants to confess about his bucket of tasty deep fried lies. He's chosen to go by Ron, that's his fake name. Ron, welcome to the show. Yeah, thanks for having me. You're going to eat hungry over there. I don't know if it's you, Jeffrey, or you? Yeah, all that food talk already out of the gate. Yeah, thanks for having me. You might you eat hungry over there. I don't know if it's you, Jeffrey, or you?

Yeah, all that food talk already out of the gate. Yeah. I'm also questioning every, like, nutritional fact table I've ever watched now. Well, we are hungry for some confessions today, Ron. So voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear yours. well it it's been eating at me, and I feel like it's time to come clean.

I appreciate a man who stays on theme. Thank you.

You bet. So I recently had my class reunion, which is 20 years coming up, which that alone is enough to lie about.

Wow.

How was high school for you? Is it something you look back on fondly or not so much? I was kind of in the middle ground. I kind of fit in. You know, people kind of knew who I was. So, you know, I'm mixed in the crowd, which is fine. Okay. But what I'm confessing is I fell into some pretty good success right out of high school. So I started my own business. Oh, good job, buddy. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's right. Sometimes that's the best time to go back to your high school reunion to be like, look what a big success I was. Yeah. You fly your helicopter in. Yeah, but I figured if I show up and my head is swelling so big, you know, it'd be hard to fit in the door,

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