Masked Speaker: Uncle Of The Year

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners was asked for a simple favor by his sister...but he never expected it would lead to him ACCIDENTALLY committing a tiny FELONY! We're going to hear how things went South in a brand new Masked Speaker.

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.1	A confession I can't take back.
0:05.6	I am.
0:08.2	The masked speaker.
0:11.4	Text to 785592 says, police officer here.
0:14.7	Whenever I put a police tape around an incident, I purposely put it upside down because I know it pisses so many people off.
0:23.0	Really?
0:23.8	So people get angry at that?
0:25.1	I get upset about that.
0:26.4	Oh, you don't like an upside down?
0:27.6	How often are you around police scenes?
0:28.5	A lot.
0:29.3	I probably should be worried about the crime that just happened in my neighborhood,
0:33.3	but I'm more like, what psychopath put the tape upside down and ruined my day?
0:37.0	Oh, you cut off the word police in the middle.
0:38.7	It says, pole.
0:39.4	Now what the hell is this?
0:41.1	But honestly, I think maybe the biggest crime is not telling us your deepest, darkest secrets right here on the bass speaker.
0:47.8	Upside down or right side up doesn't matter.
0:50.0	Exactly.
0:50.7	And luckily, we have a brave soul who wants to come forward today and tell his truth using the fake name David. So David, welcome to the show.
0:59.4	What's going on? How are you guys doing?
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