You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I just ate a frozen microwave meal from my freezer that expired nine years ago.

Years?

But it's frozen.

You're going to die. Don't they only mean that? If it's not frozen? But it's frozen. You're gonna die. No.

They only mean that if it's not frozen then it's expired.

Oh no.

There is no frozen expiration dates.

You're right.

They say currently fine, but if I don't text in tomorrow, something bad happened.

Oh no.

Listen, they say no risk, no reward.

Okay? And it's definitely a risk coming on to a nationally syndicated morning show to tell everybody your secrets.

But the reward is the opportunity to speak with radio legend Brooke Fox.

Oh, wow.

Who normally charges money for Normies to talk directly to her.

Yeah, we all pay her at the end of the day when we leave. We do. Yeah, by the way, I haven't gotten your payment this week, Jeffrey. I swear I'm good for it. Just wait from the check. You're a little late. But this is a very special opportunity for today's caller who's chosen to go by the fake name, Julie. So Julie, welcome to the show. Hi, how's it going? That will be $25, Julie.

I mean, if you wanted a response.

Okay.

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